Population | 10.838 billion |
Capital | Brussels |
Leader | President Jean-Claude Juncker |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | euro |
Animal | tiger |
The United States of Sao Nova Europa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Jean-Claude Juncker with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.838 billion Europeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brussels. The average income tax rate is 86.9%.
The frighteningly efficient European economy, worth a remarkable 2,343 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 216,246 euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.
Real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Brussels River, and President Jean-Claude Juncker's reputation is hard as nails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sao Nova Europa's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Sao Nova Europa is ranked 4,866th in the world and 4th in KAISERREICH for Lowest Crime Rates, with 117.14 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, President Jean-Claude Juncker's reputation is hard as nails.
- : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Brussels River.
- : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
- : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated.
- : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene.
- : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name.
- : Sao Nova Europa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Sao Nova Europa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Sao Nova Europa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Sao Nova Europa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 10% for Most Dead.