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Sao Nova Europa

Population4.699 billion

CapitalBrussels
LeaderPresident Jean-Claude Juncker
FaithChristianity

Currencyeuro
Animaltiger

The United States of Sao Nova Europa is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Jean-Claude Juncker with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.699 billion Europeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brussels. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient European economy, worth 985 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 209,770 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the European Navy, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sao Nova Europa's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Sao Nova Europa is ranked 221,433rd in the world and 279th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Primitive, scoring -479.73 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Efficient Economies: 3,233rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,896thLowest Crime Rates: 4,230thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,343rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,508thHealthiest Citizens: 4,659thRudest Citizens: 4,683rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,687thMost Cultured: 4,812thSafest: 4,896thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,974thMost Developed: 5,166thSmartest Citizens: 5,272ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,463rdHighest Food Quality: 5,480thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,977thHighest Average Incomes: 5,994thLargest Governments: 6,247thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,660thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,697thMost Inclusive: 7,808thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,575thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,670thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,435thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,490thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,128thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,906thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,483rdNicest Citizens: 15,528thMost Secular: 15,541stBest Weather: 15,839thHighest Drug Use: 15,874thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,522ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,817thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,007thHighest Economic Output: 19,132ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,146thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,012thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,070thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,380th
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Safest: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionBest Weather: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sao Nova Europa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Sao Nova Europa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Sao Nova Europa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the European Navy.
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide.
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, refugees from other nations are flocking to Sao Nova Europa's border.
  • : Sao Nova Europa was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia.

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