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Most Efficient Economies: 2,926thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,789thLargest Retail Industry: 3,978th
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Sao Nova Europa

Population2.616 billion

CapitalBrussels
LeaderPresident Jean-Claude Juncker
FaithChristianity

Currencyeuro
Animaltiger

The United States of Sao Nova Europa is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Jean-Claude Juncker with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.616 billion Europeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brussels. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient European economy, worth 538 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 205,834 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Artists are pillars of society, public toilets are famed for their rear entries, many in Sao Nova Europa are born in the purple, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sao Nova Europa's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Sao Nova Europa is ranked 5,036th in the world and 15th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Developed, scoring 93.62 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 2,926thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,789thLargest Retail Industry: 3,978thHealthiest Citizens: 3,994thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,089thRudest Citizens: 4,297thLowest Crime Rates: 4,385thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,682ndMost Cultured: 4,723rdMost Developed: 5,036thSmartest Citizens: 5,401stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,561stHighest Average Incomes: 5,824thSafest: 5,933rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,049thLargest Governments: 6,177thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,281stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,581stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,868thMost Inclusive: 7,511thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,562ndTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,146thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,046thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,206thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,229thBest Weather: 12,611thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,940thNicest Citizens: 13,459thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,754thHighest Drug Use: 14,604thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,887thMost Secular: 15,492ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,699thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,758thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,840thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,409thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,941st
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Healthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 30th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 30th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, many in Sao Nova Europa are born in the purple.
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, public toilets are famed for their rear entries.
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, President Jean-Claude Juncker's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Brussels generates millions of views.
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, the dartboard at the European Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of President Jean-Claude Juncker's face.
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.

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