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Most Efficient Economies: 3,864thRudest Citizens: 4,510thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,811th
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Sao Nova Europa

Population1.987 billion

CapitalBrussels
LeaderPresident Jean-Claude Juncker
FaithChristianity

Currencyeuro
Animaltiger

The United States of Sao Nova Europa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Jean-Claude Juncker with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.987 billion Europeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brussels. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient European economy, worth 387 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 195,036 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Mechanics are often exhausted by their work, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water, and inter-species marriages are ignored by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sao Nova Europa's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Sao Nova Europa is ranked 19,746th in the world and 157th in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 303,440.95 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Efficient Economies: 3,864thRudest Citizens: 4,510thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,811thLargest Retail Industry: 4,848thHealthiest Citizens: 4,933rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,978thLowest Crime Rates: 5,004thMost Developed: 5,551stMost Cultured: 5,769thSmartest Citizens: 5,974thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,200thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,201stSafest: 6,676thHighest Average Incomes: 6,752ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,889thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,375thLargest Governments: 7,456thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,971stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,521stMost Inclusive: 8,716thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 9,841stLargest Welfare Programs: 11,683rdMost Advanced Public Education: 12,136thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,890thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,173rdNicest Citizens: 13,691stMost Secular: 14,235thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,676thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,741stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,960thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,178thHighest Drug Use: 15,379thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,192ndBest Weather: 17,109thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,220th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water.
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, mechanics are often exhausted by their work.
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school.
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons.
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Nova Europa, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield.
  • : Sao Nova Europa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.

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