The Colony of Saint Sycia Riftoniaistan is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.759 billion Saint Sycia Riftoniaistanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 57.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Saint Sycia Riftoniaistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,134 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,176 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
The "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Sycia Riftoniaistan's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Saint Sycia Riftoniaistan is ranked 14,251st in the world and 1,009th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.02 law-abiding acts per hour.
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Saint Sycia Riftoniaistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Sycia Riftoniaistan, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Sycia Riftoniaistan, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Sycia Riftoniaistan, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Sycia Riftoniaistan, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Sycia Riftoniaistan, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Sycia Riftoniaistan, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Sycia Riftoniaistan, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Sycia Riftoniaistan, foreigners write "made in Saint Sycia Riftoniaistan" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Sycia Riftoniaistan, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
