The Commonwealth of Sacro Imperio Hispanico is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Felipe IV de Trastamara with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.768 billion españoles are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrid. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient español economy, worth a remarkable 1,970 trillion Doblons a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 201,743 Doblons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and war criminals are given full state funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sacro Imperio Hispanico's national animal is the Aguila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catolicismo.

Sacro Imperio Hispanico is ranked 5,008^th in the world and 107^th in the Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,343.46 pounds of wildlife per square mile.