The Free Society of Roxy Spaulding is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Roxy Spaulding with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 24.952 billion Roxy Spauldingians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Jolla. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Roxy Spauldingian economy, worth a remarkable 5,164 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 206,957 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and the entire entry for Roxy Spaulding in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'. Crime is totally unknown. Roxy Spaulding's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Good Times.

Roxy Spaulding is ranked 13,414^th in the world and 1^st in Gen 13 for Safest, scoring 116.86 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.