The Kingdom of Rostrova is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 9.662 billion Rostrovans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The very strong Rostrovan economy, worth 698 trillion beccuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 72,292 beccuses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 267,571 per year while the poor average 13,757, a ratio of 19.4 to 1.

The nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The TWR and NE Puppet Depot, nudity is frowned upon, children are sent to either religious or secular schools, and politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Rostrova's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Rostrova is ranked 219,384^th in the world and 89^th in The TWR and NE Puppet Depot for Highest Food Quality, scoring 10.32 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.