The Land I Didn't Make Up of Robonia-Elbonia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Coilette with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.368 billion Robonia-Elbonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New New York. The average income tax rate is 11.1%.

The strong Robonia-Elbonian economy, worth 147 trillion eye-cruds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Average income is 62,276 eye-cruds, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Where there's smoke there's the Robonia-Elbonian Forestry Department, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Robonia-Elbonia's new capital, Coilette has just been declared ruler of Robonia-Elbonia in an international press conference, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Robonia-Elbonia's national animal is the nibbler, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Worship of Doug.

Robonia-Elbonia is ranked 202,895^th in the world and 3,317^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Patriotic, with 6.53 flags saluted per person per day.