The Protectorate of Rimi province is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.483 billion Rimi provinceans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Rimi provincean economy, worth 691 trillion july sky's slices a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is 92,447 july sky's slices, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rimi province's national animal is the a fly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rimi province is ranked 37,019^th in the world and 2,334^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79 law-abiding acts per hour.