The MT Army Museum of Righty Bitey is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 19.794 billion Righty Biteyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Righty Biteyian economy, worth 934 trillion Citas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 47,179 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, organ donation is compulsory, and dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Righty Bitey's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Righty Bitey is ranked 294,853^rd in the world and 1^st in Reichsfolk for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.75 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.