
| Population | 19.31 billion |
| Capital | Desert Bluffs |
| Leader | Smiling God |
| Faith | Strex Corp |
| Currency | Schmeckle |
| Animal | Duck |
The Strex Corp Subsidiary of Restorza is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Smiling God with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.31 billion Restorzans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Desert Bluffs. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Restorzan economy, worth a remarkable 9,170 trillion Schmeckles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 474,903 Schmeckles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,444,003 per year while the poor average 4,325, a ratio of 1,027 to 1.
News headlines suggest that Smiling God has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, the government throws money at problems when in a jam, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, and the lives of former ski town residents are going downhill. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Restorza's national animal is the Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Strex Corp.
Restorza is ranked 263rd in the world and 6th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 17,184.59 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Restorza, the lives of former ski town residents are going downhill.
- : Following new legislation in
Restorza, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
- : Following new legislation in
Restorza, the government throws money at problems when in a jam.
- : Following new legislation in
Restorza, news headlines suggest that Smiling God has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
- : Following new legislation in
Restorza, some achieve retirement and some have retirement thrust upon them.
- : Following new legislation in
Restorza, "Darwin's Disease" is a growing cause of death.
- : Following new legislation in
Restorza, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Restorzan pirates.
- : Following new legislation in
Restorza, the invisible hand of the market wipes babies' bottoms.
- : Following new legislation in
Restorza, Big Beef has a steak in national politics.
- : Following new legislation in
Restorza, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.


























































