The Borderlands of Repressing fools is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Best Leader of the Best Country with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, anti-smoking policies, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.112 billion Repressed Fools are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City of Repressing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Repressed Fool economy, worth a remarkable 9,879 trillion Round rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 545,452 Round rocks, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

The teaching of evolution has been banned, many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, and printing ink yields Glorious Leader is Eternal God's biggest return on investment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Repressing fools's national animal is the Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Glorious Leader is Eternal God.

Repressing fools is ranked 282^nd in the world and 10^th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring 422.51 on the Scary Big Number Scale.