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Most Ignorant Citizens: 81stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 82ndLargest Mining Sector: 84th
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Repressing fools

Population11.468 billion

CapitalCapital City of Repressing
LeaderThe Best Leader of the Best Country
FaithGlorious Leader is Eternal God

CurrencyRound rock
AnimalPig

The Borderlands of Repressing fools is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Best Leader of the Best Country with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, aversion to nipples, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.468 billion Repressed Fools are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City of Repressing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Repressed Fool economy, worth a remarkable 4,949 trillion Round rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 431,576 Round rocks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,950,842 per year while the poor average 58,688, a ratio of 33.2 to 1.

Jackboots have given the boot to the nobility, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, and the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Repressing fools's national animal is the Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Glorious Leader is Eternal God.

Repressing fools is ranked 24,415th in the world and 1,055th in The East Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 2,217.72 milliStalins.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 81stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 82ndLargest Mining Sector: 84thLargest Insurance Industry: 106thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 118thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 139thMost Devout: 143rdMost Corrupt Governments: 182ndMost Avoided: 236thMost Primitive: 292ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 311thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 441stLargest Black Market: 506thFattest Citizens: 535thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 559thHighest Average Incomes: 619thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 689thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 756thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,147thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,876thLargest Retail Industry: 2,232ndHighest Economic Output: 2,291stTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,700thLargest Governments: 2,881stRudest Citizens: 2,914thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,675thLowest Crime Rates: 5,802ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,252ndMost Patriotic: 8,812thMost Stationary: 8,836thMost Conservative: 9,842ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,415thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 15,106thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,365thMost Influential: 16,036thMost Efficient Economies: 16,062ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,090thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,572ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,578th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Primitive: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 34th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 50th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 64th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Governments: 82nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 84th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 88th in the regionMost Stationary: 128th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 151st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 169th in the regionLargest Populations: 204th in the regionMost Patriotic: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 273rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 293rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 343rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 406th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 473rd in the regionMost Conservative: 488th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 494th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 543rd in the regionMost Influential: 730th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 749th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 750th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 836th in the region

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  • : Repressing fools was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Repressing fools was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Repressing fools was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Repressing fools was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Repressing fools, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook.
  • : Following new legislation in Repressing fools, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Repressing fools, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
  • : Following new legislation in Repressing fools, jackboots have given the boot to the nobility.
  • : Following new legislation in Repressing fools, those who investigate UFOs tend to wake up delirious on abandoned roads.
  • : Repressing fools was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.

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