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Repressing fools

Population22.05 billion

CapitalCapital City of Repressing
LeaderThe Best Leader of the Best Country
FaithGlorious Leader is Eternal God

CurrencyRound rock
AnimalPig

The Borderlands of Repressing fools is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Best Leader of the Best Country with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.05 billion Repressed Fools are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City of Repressing. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Repressed Fool economy, worth an astonishing 13,282 trillion Round rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 602,396 Round rocks, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Repressed Fool watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, applications to enter seminaries spike right before the obligatory fasts, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres, and tribal villagers hide behind the sofa when missionaries knock at their doors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Repressing fools's national animal is the Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Glorious Leader is Eternal God.

Repressing fools is ranked 60th in the world and 2nd in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 29,004.23 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Mining Sector: 20thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 36thMost Devout: 57thLargest Insurance Industry: 60thMost Ignorant Citizens: 68thMost Corrupt Governments: 70thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 74thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 121stLargest Black Market: 141stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 154thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 157thMost Avoided: 169thMost Primitive: 273rdHighest Average Incomes: 333rdFattest Citizens: 367thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 394thHighest Economic Output: 587thLowest Crime Rates: 724thLargest Agricultural Sector: 745thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 799thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 849thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,005thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,152ndLargest Governments: 1,191stMost Conservative: 1,258thMost Patriotic: 1,468thRudest Citizens: 2,846thLargest Retail Industry: 3,061stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,524thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,703rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,351stMost Stationary: 4,354thMost Authoritarian: 10,183rdMost Influential: 12,903rdMost Efficient Economies: 14,987thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,381stLargest Populations: 16,117thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,197thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,263rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23,844thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32,039th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionMost Conservative: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 55th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 58th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 59th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 59th in the regionMost Stationary: 83rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 97th in the regionLargest Populations: 122nd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 240th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 251st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 267th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 276th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 337th in the regionMost Influential: 369th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Repressing fools was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Largest Populations.
  • : Repressing fools was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Repressing fools was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Repressing fools, tribal villagers hide behind the sofa when missionaries knock at their doors.
  • : Following new legislation in Repressing fools, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres.
  • : Following new legislation in Repressing fools, applications to enter seminaries spike right before the obligatory fasts.
  • : Following new legislation in Repressing fools, Repressed Fool watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
  • : Following new legislation in Repressing fools, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
  • : Repressing fools was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Repressing fools was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.

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