The Unknown Country of Randomonium Land is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Reman Dab with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 7.174 billion Citirandozzes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Modnarton. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Randomonium Landian economy, worth a remarkable 1,000 trillion Randomoney-iums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,522 Randomoney-iums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cave paintings are back in vogue, alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Reman Dab's bedroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Randomonium Land's national animal is the Flying Red Thing, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Noig-I-ler.

Randomonium Land is ranked 104,229^th in the world and 3,721^st in Balder for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,722.08 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.