The GV Corporal of Random One is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.82 billion Random Oneans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Random Onean economy, worth an astonishing 19,232 trillion Pool Gameses a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 568,657 Pool Gameses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, loudmouthed journalists are given the chop, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations, and hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Random One's national animal is the Fishosaur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Random One is ranked 94^th in the world and 1^st in Gatesville Inc for Largest Black Market, with 28,411 trillion Standard Monetary Units.