| Population | 3.769 billion |
| Capital | Union City |
| Leader | Helmsperson |
| Faith | Unification |
| Currency | gold dollar |
| Animal | Ghost |
The Holy Pink Socialist of Radical Amer is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Helmsperson with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.769 billion Radical Amerians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Union City. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Radical Amerian economy, worth 714 trillion gold dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 189,502 gold dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Helmsperson is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', and pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security. Crime is totally unknown. Radical Amer's national animal is the Ghost, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unification.
Radical Amer is ranked 7,265th in the world and 394th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 107.74 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Radical Amer, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.
- : Following new legislation in Radical Amer, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
- : Following new legislation in Radical Amer, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
- : Following new legislation in Radical Amer, Helmsperson is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.
- : Following new legislation in Radical Amer, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
- : Following new legislation in Radical Amer, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
- : Following new legislation in Radical Amer, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
- : Following new legislation in Radical Amer, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Radical Amer, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
- : Following new legislation in Radical Amer, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event.
