The Disputed Territories of QuietArmy9 is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Python population. The quiet, industrious population of 14.209 billion QuietArmy9ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 14.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient QuietArmy9ian economy, worth 618 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,498 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. QuietArmy9's national animal is the Python, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

QuietArmy9 is ranked 241,690^th in the world and 6,112^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 628.6 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.