The Republic of Quick Sort is a fledgling, genial nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 5 million Quick Sortians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 15.5%.

The Quick Sortian economy, worth 203 billion Tokens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 40,764 Tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Quick Sort's national animal is the Python, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Quick Sort is ranked 294,475^th in the world and 2,246^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.