The Armed Republic of Puppet State 352 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 4.255 billion Puppet State 352ians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 23.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Puppet State 352ian economy, worth 80.2 trillion francs a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 18,850 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, military spending recently hit a new high, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puppet State 352's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Puppet State 352 is ranked 69,774^th in the world and 6^th in Silly for Safest, scoring 95.98 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.