The Dictatorship of Puppet State 331 is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.356 billion Puppet State 331ians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.2%.

The strong Puppet State 331ian economy, worth 214 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 49,135 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and banning party poppers has been a real party pooper. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Puppet State 331's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Puppet State 331 is ranked 186,258^th in the world and 51^st in Silly for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.