The Military occupation zone of Procmania is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Douglas MacParsons with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 10.246 billion Procmanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Military protection zone 1. The average income tax rate is 11.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Procmanian economy, worth 656 trillion Imperial credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 64,071 Imperial credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Procmanian democracy, and politicians can be seen taking candy from babies. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Procmania's national animal is the dragun and its national religion is Wansulism.

Procmania is ranked 257,855^th in the world and 1^st in Democratika for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.