The Holy Empire of Potato Eat Potato is a tiny, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 16 million Potato Eat Potatoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 43.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Potato Eat Potatoan economy, worth 685 billion Potatoes a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,847 Potatoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return, election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo, it's faster to buy a new device than wait for your old one to be fixed, and all tribal children are set for life with guaranteed government jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Potato Eat Potato's national animal is the Proboscis monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Potato Eat Potato is ranked 320,336^th in the world and 165^th in Britannia for Largest Populations, with 16.0 million capita.