The Immortal Dominion of Piroshki is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.814 billion Piroshkians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 21.4%.

The Piroshkian economy, worth 540 trillion Gold Pieces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 55,117 Gold Pieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Gold Pieces to support "struggling" industries, vaccinations are mandatory, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Piroshki's national animal is the Mantis Shrimp, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Piroshki is ranked 97,702^nd in the world and 1^st in The Anticommunist Charter Organization for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 43,322.58 Standard Monetary Units.