The Colony of PI33 is a titanic, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 13.641 billion PI33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 11.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient PI33ian economy, worth 590 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,309 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. PI33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

PI33 is ranked 97,273^rd in the world and 1^st in Politically Incorrect for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,022.57 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.