The Oppressed Peoples of Phosphoric Phantom is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.314 billion Phosphoric Phantomians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The strong Phosphoric Phantomian economy, worth 105 trillion catnips a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 45,605 catnips, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 293,930 per year while the poor average 2,858, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Phosphoric Phantom's national animal is the black cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Phosphoric Phantom is ranked 214,235^th in the world and 45^th in Defender Olympics for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.16 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.