The Commonwealth of Philadelaware is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Esteemed Land Canoe with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, zero percent divorce rate, and complete lack of prisons. The cynical, devout population of 13.795 billion Philadelawareans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canoenoél. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Philadelawarean economy, worth 926 trillion dollavoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,139 dollavoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, nations that kill a Philadelawarean can expect a strongly worded letter, and it's always rabbit season. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Philadelaware's national animal is the narwicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Billyism.

Philadelaware is ranked 13,290^th in the world and 770^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 117.93 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.