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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,235thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,966thMost Primitive: 7,807th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
From Many, One
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Phia Dran

Population1.779 billion

Currencykrona
Animalleopard

The Republic of Phia Dran is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.779 billion Phia Dranians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 33.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Phia Dranian economy, worth 178 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 100,158 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters, screams of citizens being "re-educated" echo throughout the rural regions of Phia Dran, the people say nuts to meat-based proteins, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phia Dran's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Phia Dran is ranked 77,914th in the world and 43rd in Far East Oriental Federation for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,825.39 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,235thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,966thMost Primitive: 7,807thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,948thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,528thLargest Mining Sector: 11,694thMost Authoritarian: 14,940thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,468thHighest Disposable Incomes: 23,655thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,104thMost Conservative: 25,363rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,882nd
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionMost Conservative: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Phia Dran, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in Phia Dran, the people say nuts to meat-based proteins.
  • : Phia Dran was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens, the Top 5% for Most Authoritarian, and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Phia Dran, screams of citizens being "re-educated" echo throughout the rural regions of Phia Dran.
  • : Following new legislation in Phia Dran, science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters.
  • : Following new legislation in Phia Dran, Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty".
  • : Following new legislation in Phia Dran, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Phia Dran, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Phia Dran, everybody's got wood thanks to Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Phia Dran, kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them.

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