The Kingdom of Petro Potato is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning dove population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.216 billion Petro Potatoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 20.6%.

The Petro Potatoan economy, worth 95.4 trillion florins a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 43,029 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, surveillance cameras are banned, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Petro Potato's national animal is the dove.

Petro Potato is ranked 250,803^rd in the world and 43^rd in Stygian Abbey for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -4.94 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.