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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 174th Largest Populations: 641st Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 702nd
The Staggering Hills of
Anarchy
Stand up for something or you will fall for everything
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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ParrrrTay

Population33.812 billion

CapitalParkplace Pub

Currencysmash
Animalhampster

The Staggering Hills of ParrrrTay is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 33.812 billion ParrrrTayians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, although Education is also considered important, while Healthcare and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parkplace Pub. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.0%.

The frighteningly efficient ParrrrTayian economy, worth a remarkable 2,989 trillion smashes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 88,409 smashes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 265,825 per year while the poor average 22,945, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in ParrrrTay, and all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ParrrrTay's national animal is the hampster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ParrrrTay is ranked 156,242nd in the world and 137th in Canada for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -17.61 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 174thLargest Populations: 641stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 702ndSafest: 807thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 943rdTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,577thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,024thHighest Economic Output: 3,283rdRudest Citizens: 5,957thMost Secular: 6,451stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,932ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,874thTop
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Most Influential: 8,437thMost Primitive: 9,910thBest Weather: 10,238thNudest: 11,872ndMost Beautiful Environments: 12,136thMost Pro-Market: 14,033rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,344thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,475thLargest Mining Sector: 14,724th
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionTop
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Safest: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ParrrrTay's influence in Canada rose from "Unproven" to "Page".
  • : ParrrrTay relocated from Balder to Canada.
  • : ParrrrTay was refounded in Balder.
  • : ParrrrTay ceased to exist in Canada.
  • : ParrrrTay lodged a message on the Canada Regional Message Board.
  • : ParrrrTay was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : ParrrrTay lodged a message on the Canada Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in ParrrrTay, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense.
  • : Following new legislation in ParrrrTay, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in ParrrrTay.
  • : Following new legislation in ParrrrTay, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.

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