The Colony of Parakka Eastland is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.965 billion Parakka Eastlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 48.2%.

The Parakka Eastlandian economy, worth 487 trillion Cubits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 48,923 Cubits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, a major religion has been named as Parakka Eastland's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Parakka Eastland in an international press conference, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parakka Eastland's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Parakka Eastland is ranked 196,351^st in the world and 2^nd in Sentagon for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 43.01 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.