The District of Paraguaio is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by privy council chairman with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 21.41 billion Paraguaioans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 21.9%.

The Paraguaioan economy, worth a remarkable 1,024 trillion juno aurums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 47,829 juno aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Paraguaio in an international press conference. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paraguaio's national animal is the quick pink fox.

Paraguaio is ranked 243,770^th in the world and 1^st in Republica del Paraguay for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.