The Republic of P035 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 515 million P035ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 60.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving P035ian economy, worth 44.0 trillion złoties a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,450 złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, teachers regularly paddle unruly students, and prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P035's national animal is the monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

P035 is ranked 272,708^th in the world and 34^th in Imperatus for Largest Populations, with 515 million capita.