The Commonwealth of Oubria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Jingu with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.539 billion Oubrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Selin's Grove. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Oubrian economy, worth a remarkable 3,921 trillion shots of Bruichladdich a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,723 shots of Bruichladdich, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes, all footpaths have tollbooths, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oubria's national animal is the carp, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Oubria is ranked 285,652^nd in the world and 109^th in Gay for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.54 kickbacks per hour.