Population | 6.646 billion |
Currency | Gold |
Animal | Giraffe |
The Most Serene Republic of Oslasa93 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.646 billion Oslasa93ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Oslasa93ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,440 trillion Golds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 216,702 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.
Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, and the government invades its allies more than its enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oslasa93's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Oslasa93 is ranked 22,204th in the world and 1,437th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.97 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa93, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa93, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa93, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa93, Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa93, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
- : Oslasa93 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa93, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa93, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa93, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa93, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books.