The Democratic States of Order and War is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.905 billion Order and Warians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The strong Order and Warian economy, worth 120 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 41,572 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 272,669 per year while the poor average 2,481, a ratio of 109 to 1.

Treason is relative, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Order and War's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Order and War is ranked 25,571^st in the world and 1^st in The British Bar for Fattest Citizens, with 15.68 Obesity Rate.