The Dual Neko States of OneOnlyOne is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by 🌙 Secretary-Empress Aluna🌙 with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.156 billion 🍂🌻🍂🏵️🍂🏵️🍂🌿🍂🌿🍂🌿🌿🍂🍃🍂🍃🍂🍃🍂 hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, although Welfare, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ⭐Kawaii City⭐. The average income tax rate is 10.1%.

The very strong 🍂🌻🌹🏵️🍂🌿🍂🌿🍂🌸🍂🌿🏵️🍂🏵️🍂🍃🍂🌿🌴 economy, worth 334 trillion Tenalzurias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is 64,952 Tenalzurias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, most ambassadors from OneOnlyOne retire only a few years after being appointed, many rural villagers have never been more than a day's horse-ride from their birthplace, and hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. OneOnlyOne's national animal is the 🌹🌸🌻🌸Kawaii Corn 🌹🌸🌻🌸 and its national religion is 😻Kawaii Beliefs 😻.

OneOnlyOne is ranked 137,673^rd in the world and 54^th in The Everlasting Kawaii Empire for Smartest Citizens, with 28.35 quips per hour.