The People's Republic of Cagliana is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Gila the terrible with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate population of 2.308 billion Caglianans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cagliana. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caglianan economy, worth 296 trillion Totanoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 128,348 Totanoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cagliana's national animal is the Gatto selvatico, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cagliana is ranked 171,045^th in the world and 412^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 134.52 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.