The Blumierite Chunkin Democracy of O-Chunks is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by O'Chunks with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 2.033 billion O-Chunksians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yold Desert. The average income tax rate is 45.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong O-Chunksian economy, worth 132 trillion coins a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,737 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, people are left scratching their heads at the government's decisions, and administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. O-Chunks's national animal is the Chunk and its national religion is Blumierite Violetism.

O-Chunks is ranked 240,517^th in the world and 12^th in Castle Bleck for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring zero on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.