The Incorporated States of NSC71 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.943 billion NSC71ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 83.0%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC71ian economy, worth 838 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 141,027 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

New laws are ignored if they don't have a tabloid-style headline, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC71's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC71 is ranked 225,851^st in the world and 8,442^nd in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 23,974.67 Standard Monetary Units.