The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 44.907 billion Rands Objectivityians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Rands Objectivityian economy, worth an astonishing 20,670 trillion rand a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 460,297 rand, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,373,327 per year while the poor average 48,663, a ratio of 48.8 to 1.
'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, the government has enacted freedom of information, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Rands Objectivity's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Rands Objectivity is ranked 286,900th in the world and 4th in Ztorque for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -44.72 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
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- : Rands Objectivity was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, Largest Publishing Industry, Highest Average Incomes, Most Rebellious Youth, and Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Rands Objectivity was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, Fattest Citizens, Most Corrupt Governments, Largest Insurance Industry, and Most Stationary.
- : Rands Objectivity was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest, Highest Workforce Participation Rate, Smartest Citizens, Highest Crime Rates, and Nicest Citizens.
- : Rands Objectivity was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, Most Efficient Economies, Most Extensive Civil Rights, and Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Rands Objectivity was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Rands Objectivity was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Rands Objectivity was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry, Most Pro-Market, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, Largest Publishing Industry, and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Rands Objectivity was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive, Most Cheerful Citizens, and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Rands Objectivity was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather and Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Rands Objectivity was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Largest Information Technology Sector.
