The Lawn Green Node of Node Lawn Green is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.73 billion Node Lawn Greenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 40.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Node Lawn Greenian economy, worth 554 trillion Nodecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,068 Nodecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, shoving people into lockers qualifies you for a ministerial position, Jennifer Government is banned, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Lawn Green's national animal is the Circuit, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Node Lawn Green is ranked 10,416^th in the world and 13^th in The Node for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,594.5 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.