The Stewards of Newest Potato Land is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Krispi📬 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, triple-decker prams, and clockwork self-driving vehicles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.496 billion Spudlanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augratinville. The average income tax rate is 77.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Spudish economy, worth a remarkable 2,742 trillion Spud🍟s a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,257 Spud🍟s, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The police double as repo men, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, children receive government-sanctioned brainrot, and murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newest Potato Land's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is AnnoyingRuleism.

Newest Potato Land is ranked 194,657^th in the world and 2^nd in Star Sncuuhio Parimsa for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 994.36 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.