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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 633rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,295thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,614th
The Free Land of
Capitalist Paradise
Sic Semper Evello Mortem Mariarchi
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

New Nordica

Population26.537 billion

CapitalÞjóðveldið
LeaderThe Lögsögumaðr Differential Engine

CurrencyGolden Kronur
AnimalPuffin

The Free Land of New Nordica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Lögsögumaðr Differential Engine with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.537 billion New Nordicans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Public Transport, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Þjóðveldið. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse New Nordican economy, worth a remarkable 4,530 trillion Golden Kronurs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 170,723 Golden Kronurs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,053,632 per year while the poor average 12,004, a ratio of 87.8 to 1.

The country is littered with broken homes, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. New Nordica's national animal is the Puffin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

New Nordica is ranked 292,157th in the world and 10,979th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 9.98 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 633rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,295thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,614thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,679thRudest Citizens: 2,833rdTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,087thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,726thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,922ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,394thLargest Mining Sector: 4,464thLargest Populations: 6,463rdMost Armed: 7,314thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,426thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,077thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,323rdTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 16,988thLargest Insurance Industry: 17,053rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,070thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,282ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,269thMost Pro-Market: 25,294thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25,581stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,151st
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 36th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 97th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 118th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 149th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 150th in the regionFattest Citizens: 191st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 191st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 193rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 206th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 226th in the regionLargest Populations: 228th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 241st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 294th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 461st in the regionMost Armed: 480th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 532nd in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 658th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 791st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 945th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,056th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,084th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Nordica, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in New Nordica, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : New Nordica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : New Nordica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : New Nordica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : New Nordica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : New Nordica's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in New Nordica, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans.
  • : Following new legislation in New Nordica, the country is littered with broken homes.
  • : New Nordica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.

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