The Mercantile State of New Nisadon is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lord Protector Thaddeus with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 16.644 billion Nisadonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samurose. The average income tax rate is 49.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Nisadonian economy, worth 764 trillion Talents a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 45,933 Talents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, Lord Protector Thaddeus has just been declared ruler of New Nisadon in an international press conference, Catheric has been named as New Nisadon's national religion, and the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Nisadon's national animal is the Cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catheric.

New Nisadon is ranked 60,709^th in the world and 5^th in Liberalia for Safest, scoring 99.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.