The Rock Imperialist of New Droseran People is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Interpreter Groog Oingingio with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.574 billion Prehistoric Men are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Administration, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment are also considered important, while Education and Healthcare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.8%.

The frighteningly efficient New Droseran Peoplean economy, worth 435 trillion Sea Shells a year, is extremely specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,647 Sea Shells, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, political activists are routinely executed, bars are packed at all hours, and the sun now sets on the New Droseran Peoplean Empire. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. New Droseran People's national animal is the Modern Man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ooga Booga.

New Droseran People is ranked 285,282^nd in the world and 4^th in United Primitive Peoples for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -21.21 on the Clooney Contribution Index.