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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 77thMost Primitive: 78thMost Devout: 174th
The Rock Imperialist of
Iron Fist Consumerists
As the beginning shall always be.
Supreme Leader Groog Oingingio
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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New Droseran People

Population7.729 billion

CapitalBig City
LeaderSupreme Leader Groog Oingingio
FaithOoga Booga

CurrencySea Shells
AnimalModern Man

The Rock Imperialist of New Droseran People is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Groog Oingingio with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.729 billion Prehistoric Men are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, although Spirituality and Environment are also considered important, while Education and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.3%.

The frighteningly efficient New Droseran Peoplean economy, worth 238 trillion Sea Shells a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 30,838 Sea Shells, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Every day at 4am Prehistoric Men wake to pray for the sun to rise, art criticism in New Droseran People is scathingly destructive, people think "siege mentality" is a positive trait, and the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. New Droseran People's national animal is the Modern Man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ooga Booga.

New Droseran People is ranked 257,012th in the world and 6,934th in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -24.08 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 77thMost Primitive: 78thMost Devout: 174thMost Ignorant Citizens: 176thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 491stHighest Crime Rates: 537thFattest Citizens: 1,433rdMost Armed: 2,323rdTop
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Most Avoided: 2,738thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,760thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,916thMost Cultured: 3,341stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,857thRudest Citizens: 4,366thBest Weather: 6,842ndNudest: 8,275thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,749thLargest Black Market: 11,425thTop
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Most Patriotic: 16,635thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,154th
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Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 59th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 87th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 110th in the regionMost Avoided: 121st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 136th in the regionMost Cultured: 149th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 161st in the regionRudest Citizens: 197th in the regionNudest: 299th in the regionBest Weather: 352nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 423rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 482nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Droseran People, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions.
  • : Following new legislation in New Droseran People, people think "siege mentality" is a positive trait.
  • : Following new legislation in New Droseran People, art criticism in New Droseran People is scathingly destructive.
  • : Following new legislation in New Droseran People, every day at 4am Prehistoric Men wake to pray for the sun to rise.
  • : Following new legislation in New Droseran People, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts.
  • : Following new legislation in New Droseran People, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
  • : New Droseran People was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in New Droseran People, the economy is undergoing a traumatic transition to capitalism.
  • : New Droseran People was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in New Droseran People, many Prehistoric Men are their brothers' keepers.

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