Population | 45.318 billion |
Currency | Nova York Euro |
Animal | Rabbit |
The People's New Democracy of New Cyprus is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 45.318 billion Kyzians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 90.8%.
The frighteningly efficient New Cyprusian economy, worth a remarkable 6,269 trillion Nova York Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 138,350 Nova York Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, euthanasia is legal, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Nova York Euro mansions. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. New Cyprus's national animal is the Rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
New Cyprus is ranked 260,411th in the world and 7th in Greater Nova York for Most Primitive, scoring -189.74 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Cyprus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Poor Incomes, Highest Average Incomes, Highest Food Quality, and Most Influential.
- : New Cyprus's influence in Greater Nova York fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
- : New Cyprus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : New Cyprus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : New Cyprus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : New Cyprus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : New Cyprus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : New Cyprus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : New Cyprus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : New Cyprus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.