The Republic of Net Work is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its burgeoning dove population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.459 billion Workers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.2%.

The strong Net Workian economy, worth 165 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 67,251 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is almost non-existent. Net Work's national animal is the dove.

Net Work is ranked 256,467^th in the world and 1,146^th in Pacifism for Largest Black Market, with 150 billion Standard Monetary Units.