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Most Primitive: 2,880thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,138thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,637th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
God, Homeland, Liberty
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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N-methylamphetamine

Population8.685 billion

Currencyfranc
Animalemu

The Republic of N-methylamphetamine is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.685 billion N-methylamphetamineans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.2%.

The very strong N-methylamphetaminean economy, worth 355 trillion francs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 40,965 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 124,571 per year while the poor average 10,462, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, tabloids coo over Leader's expected child, reinventing the wheel is a favourite pastime of N-methylamphetaminean weapons designers, and soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. N-methylamphetamine's national animal is the emu, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

N-methylamphetamine is ranked 79,847th in the world and 1,637th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,666.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Primitive: 2,880thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,138thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,637thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,551stTop
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Largest Black Market: 14,857th
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Most Primitive: 42nd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 89th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 98th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 112th in the regionMost Stationary: 117th in the regionLargest Black Market: 190th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 271st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 297th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 327th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 329th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 343rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 374th in the regionMost Patriotic: 375th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 379th in the regionMost Devout: 382nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 405th in the regionLargest Populations: 425th in the regionMost Avoided: 436th in the regionMost Influential: 440th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 454th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 494th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : N-methylamphetamine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : N-methylamphetamine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in N-methylamphetamine, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.
  • : Following new legislation in N-methylamphetamine, reinventing the wheel is a favourite pastime of N-methylamphetaminean weapons designers.
  • : Following new legislation in N-methylamphetamine, tabloids coo over Leader's expected child.
  • : Following new legislation in N-methylamphetamine, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
  • : Following new legislation in N-methylamphetamine, Maxtopian slaves are routinely sold as an optional extra for household appliances.
  • : N-methylamphetamine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in N-methylamphetamine, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in N-methylamphetamine, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits.

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