The Confederacy of Mulaonia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 703 million Mulaonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clackzburg. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Mulaonian economy, worth 70.5 trillion Clack Mulas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,216 Clack Mulas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mulaonia's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mulaonia is ranked 63,065^th in the world and 51^st in Roses Without Thorns for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,677.73 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.