The Free Land of Morrigan the Fluffy is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, strictly enforced bedtime, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.918 billion Morrigan the Fluffyians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 25.8%.

The strong Morrigan the Fluffyian economy, worth 320 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is 54,110 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

A video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, old age is the nation's leading method of execution, Leader has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morrigan the Fluffy's national animal is the guinea pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Morrigan the Fluffy is ranked 48,527^th in the world and 356^th in Artificial Solar System for Safest, scoring 103.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.