Population | 5.955 billion |
Currency | pound |
Animal | falcon |
The Republic of Molies56 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.955 billion Molies56ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Molies56ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,302 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 218,651 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.
The new one pound coin also makes a handy throwing-star, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Molies56 flights to avoid the pay lavatories, and prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molies56's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Molies56 is ranked 184,115th in the world and 7,605th in Lazarus for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 549.94 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Molies56 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Molies56 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic, Largest Black Market, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Most Advanced Public Education, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Molies56, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
- : Following new legislation in Molies56, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Molies56 flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
- : Following new legislation in Molies56, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework.
- : Following new legislation in Molies56, the new one pound coin also makes a handy throwing-star.
- : Following new legislation in Molies56, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
- : Following new legislation in Molies56, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons.
- : Following new legislation in Molies56, the death penalty has been reintroduced.
- : Following new legislation in Molies56, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters.