The Sunny Land of Moka Pamplemousses is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Taek Chibuike with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.158 billion mokes enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Moka Port. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient mokian economy, worth a remarkable 1,747 trillion toupies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,844 toupies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Taek Chibuike to meetings with foreign heads of state, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines. Crime is totally unknown. Moka Pamplemousses's national animal is the dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Moka Pamplemousses is ranked 3,334^th in the world and 5^th in The Free Nations Region for Nicest Citizens, with 57.95 average smiles per day.